Collision Radio One:

SHAHEEN CHEVROLET
:30 RADIO
COLLISION CENTER ONE
 
 
RALPH:                HI, RALPH SHAHEEN ...
JASON:                AND JASON CORDS ...
RALPH:                HERE WITH REASONS TO BRING YOUR CAR TO THE SHAHEEN COLLISION CENTER!
JASON:                THE SHAHEEN COLLISION CENTER IS LANSING’S LARGEST!
RALPH:                AND WE DO HIGH QUALITY, PROFESSIONAL WORK!
JASON:                AT THE SHAHEEN COLLISION CENTER WE WAVE MOST DEDUCTIBLES, OR OFFER FREE LOANERS!
RALPH:                AND WE DO HIGH QUALITY, PROFESSIONAL WORK!
JASON:                AT THE SHAHEEN COLLISION CENTER YOU RECEIVE SHAHEEN REWARD POINTS!
RALPH:                AND WE DO HIGH QUALITY, PROFESSIONAL WORK!
JASON:                THE SHAHEEN COLLISION CENTER IS ECO FRIENDLY!
RALPH:                AND WE DO HIGH QUALITY, PROFESSIONAL WORK!
JASON:                YOU KNOW, YOU’RE GIVING THE SAME
                              REASON OVER AND OVER AGAIN ..
RALPH:                YEA I KNOW. BUT, ITS THE IMPORTANT ONE!                                                     

Collision Radio Two:

SHAHEEN CHEVROLET
:30 RADIO
COLLISION CENTER TWO
 
RALPH:                   HI, RALPH SHAHEEN ...
JASON:                   AND JASON CORDS
RALPH:                   AND JASON, IF YOU HAD ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE THE SHAHEEN COLLISION CENTER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
JASON:                   I DON’T KNOW ... LANSING’S LARGEST, ECO FRIENDLY, FREE LOANERS OR HELP WITH DEDUCTIBLES ...
RALPH:                   THAT’S ALOT MORE THAN ONE WORD JASON, AND NONE OF THEM WERE THE RIGHT ONE.
JASON:                   ALRIGHT, RALPH, WHAT IS THE ONE WORD THAT DESCRIBES THE SHAHEEN COLLISION CENTER.
RALPH:                   AMNESIA.
JASON:                   AMNESIA?
RALPH:                   YUP, BRING YOUR CAR TO THE SHAHEEN COLLISION CENTER, AND YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO REMEMBER WHERE THE DAMAGE WAS ...
JASON:                   LIKE AMNESIA ...
RALPH:                   RIGHT ... IT’LL BE LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED ...   

Truck Month Need Know:

SHAHEEN CHEVROLET
:30 RADIO
TRUCK MONTH - NEED TO KNOW
 
 
JASON:                   HI JASON CORDS ...
RALPH:                   AND RALPH SHAHEEN ...
JASON:                   HERE WITH EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT TRUCK MONTH AT SHAHEEN CHEVROLET.
RALPH:                   NEW 2011 SILVERADOS FOR AS LITTLE AS XXX A MONTH!
JASON:                   NEW 2011 SILVERADOS FOR AS LITTLE AS XXX A MONTH? THAT’S EVERYTHING THEY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT TRUCK MONTH AT SHAHEEN CHEVROLET?

RALPH:                   YUP ... NEW 2011 SILVERADOS FOR AS LITTLE AS XXX A MONTH!
JASON:                   OK, WELL, THIS HAS BEEN JASON CORDS
RALPH:                   AND RALPH SHAHEEN
JASON:                   WITH EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW AT ABOUT TRUCK MONTH AT SHAHEEN CHEVROLET!
RALPH:                   NEW 2011 SILVERADOS FOR AS LITTLE AS XXX A MONTH!
DISCLM:                 PAYMENT BASED ON GMS PRICING 24MONTH/24000 MILE LEASE WITH $3000 DOLLARS DOWN PLUS TAX, TITLE & LICENSE FEES. ON APPROVED CREDIT. SEE DEALER FOR DETAILS.

Truck Month Which First:
 

SHAHEEN CHEVROLET
:30 RADIO
TRUCK MONTH - WHICH CAME FIRST
SILVERADO SPECIAL

RALPH:                   HI, THIS IS RALPH SHAHEEN
JASON:                   AND JASON CORDS HERE WITH THE QUESTION OF THE DAY.
RALPH:                   DO WE HAVE NEW 2011 SILVERADOS FOR AS LITTLE AS XXX A MONTH BECAUSE ITS TRUCK MONTH AT SHAHEEN CHEVROLET?
JASON:                   OR IS IT TRUCK MONTH AT SHAHEEN CHEVROLET BECAUSE WE HAVE NEW 2011 SILVERADOS FOR AS LITTLE AS XXX A MONTH?         
RALPH:                   WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
JASON:                   SO WHICH WAS IT, RALPH?
RALPH:                   I HAVE NO IDEA. BUT EITHER WAY YOU’RE GETTING A GREAT DEAL ON A GREAT TRUCK. A NEW SILVERADO JUST XXX A MONTH, THIS MONTH AT SHAHEEN CHEVROLET!
DISCLM:                 PAYMENT BASED ON GMS PRICING 24MONTH/24000 MILE LEASE WITH $3000 DOLLARS DOWN PLUS TAX, TITLE & LICENSE FEES. ON APPROVED CREDIT. SEE DEALER FOR DETAILS.